I am funny, I am solemn
I am the game-changer but sometimes I’m game!
I can be straightforward but sometimes I’m tricky,
Generally I am liberal but sometimes I’m picky.
I don’t know why I feel the need,
Or how will I ever explain.
It’s really tough to say it aloud, oh blimey!
Yes, I’m my best friend, and I’m my worst enemy.